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This following poem is a burlesque poem called ‘The comedy club’. It isn’t told like your conventional poem and is more like a performance from a standup comedian. It forms a small part of the poetry project on my Youtube channel. The poem is presented below in both written and video format for you to enjoy in your own preferred way.

The comedy club

Hello and welcome to all of you fine ladies out there.
Put your hands in the air, lets see some flair.

ha ha ha ha

So great of you guys to come out tonight.
I see some of you brought your dogs along, how nice.

ha ha ha ha

I see a German shepherd out there.
Look, she got the crook and everything.

I’m just playing with you. woof.

ha ha ha ha

Here’s a bone for you.
Look at that beauty

ha ha ha ha

I would come out and shake your paw but you might bite me.

ha ha ha ha

Sorry guys a little off topic there.
But i had to say hello to my wife.

ha ha ha ha

Yeah, i’m laughing now but after i get home and she gets her revenge i may feel a little bit ruff ruff ruff.

ha ha ha ha

Thankyou very much and goodnight, you’ve been beautiful.

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